epic fu is win
The people over at epic-fu did a year end episode featuring interpretive comment readings from some of their online friends, and it is pure wonderfulness. Enjoy it here or visit them directly at epicfu.com
give me something to laugh about when I’m crippled might be the best line ever.
people watching airport flying
One of the first subjects I studied extensively in college was sociology, which made me do more people watching than ever but from an entirely different point of view. Today at the airport and on the plane and after deplaning I did more people watching and figured what the heck why not put some of my random thoughts down, what harm could it do?
- In the airport I came to this realization “everybody in Portland has a mac but me“, whether they be a friend of mine, or just about five random people I encountered while waiting, every person had one, the worst being the jerk who played music in a crowded waiting area through the machines speakers.
- This isn’t so much people watching but I noticed that coffins are roomier than an airplane lavatory, I know planes have limited room but come on! I know I am not skinny but I am not the biggest guy in the world but I doubt I could fully turn around in there.
- I also noticed that people read the damnedest things, I saw OK Magazine, People, US, etc, etc, and I just don’t get it. Why do we care what someone is wearing or who is dating who? It means so little, yet takes so much attention and money from our daily lives, but for why?
- Lastly, I am beginning to think children should be gagged and leashed, now I don’t really mean that but if you see my previous entry you will understand, if a parent won’t be a parent why should society be made to suffer? It’s just wrong to let your kids run wild at the expense of everyone else.
Thanks for reading my whining, I’m out.
don’t picket the bears
So today being Thanksgiving we decided to all go out to breakfast as a family, to the Big Bear Diner and boy do they love their bears at this place.
Towards the end of the meal I went outside with my brother so he could smoke and I could mingle with him, only to see the restaurants mascot come out and start marching around with a picket sign that said “Feed the Bears” and he proceeded to go to the corner. I felt bad because we broke his one bear picket line, you can’t see much but the weird as hell pic follows of the bear at the corner.
as seen in santa monica
Japanese WTF Video of the Day: Pitching
HUH!?!
apparently this person needed to be damned…
Who knew this was a sin, seriously?
do you twitter too often?
If you ever think you’re on twitter too much, think of this guy, he really twitters too much.
If you care, I found this when doing a google image search for “golf clap”.
i don’t need ur extra credits
So somehow my extra credit was lost by my school’s online class system, yet I still got an A in the course. How weird is that?
On one hand I didn’t get credit but it turns out I didn’t need it, so I guess I’m feeling meh about it?
wtf moment of the week
someone explain this picture to me please.
UPDATE: I saw this a few hours later so yeah explain this to me to.
i’m in ur newspaper writin ur headlinez
the complete story is here, thanks to the houston chronicle and the fine folks at digg