when is it appropriate to beat your wife?

Let these fine people explain it to you…..

American Qum Shot

On last nights Daily Show Jon covered the meeting of the G20 and their some of the absurdity revolving around the protests, as well as the absurdity of American protesters who are fearful of the President.

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Oh and at or around the 3:15 mark Jon discovers theres an Iranian city pronounced like something that comes out of a mans penis during intercourse. (That might not be NSFW)

I lack the whit necessary for this clip, just watch these people stick their heads up their own asses.

Reading Rainbow has ended

According to npr, Reading Rainbow has ended. That’s really too bad, I can’t think of anyone in my age group who doesn’t know the theme.

we are apple

I stumbled across this the other day, it shows that microsoft (look up balmer or vista sp2), is not alone in horrible self hype/promo videos

How much blood is in a baby?

If you follow my twitter or this blog you know I have a problem with the local news bullshit passed off as news. As per usual Jon Stewart nails how moronic the media really is.

Now maybe if we can just get the news to stop covering bullshit celebrity stories.

raptor jesus stops global warming

This isn’t an April Fools video, this guy really represents the 19th district in Illinois, and he really believes this stuff. With that said watch this little bag of crazy go to work.

You know congressman, I’m not saying you’re wrong but it is plausible that you are. So can we at least open the floor up to some reasoned debate about possible alternatives to your theory of God ordained it? You know because if you’re wrong (which you are not) we’re all absolutely fucking SCREWED.

Just saying…..

Oh and in case you’re wondering why I am not linking the congressman’s site it’s because I have a stupidity filter.

In closing here’s Jesus riding a dinosaur enjoy!

raptor jesus

Obama pitches Gambling?

thanks current.com/infomania

President’s Day IN SONG!

Here in the states it’s President’s Day also known as Washington’s Birthday (which is not always celebrated on his birthday). It’s a way of celebrating all presidents, especially Washington and Lincoln.

Theres many ways to celebrate President’s Day but one of the ways I like to is in song. First with the Animaniacs whose song only goes up to President Clinton and then withJonathan Coulton‘s whose song only goes up to President Bush, the second (for now).

Oh and one more thing, listen until the ending on Jonathan Coulton’s song, it’s worth it.

end of an unfortunate era

Last night on The Late Show with David Letterman, they presented the ending montage of Great Moments in Presidential Speeches, here it is.

And here is the least reported moment in Bush’s tenure, one that has never been fully reported on for some reason.

Funny, I don’t find hundreds of thousands of dead Americans/Iraqi’s something to joke about…

prop 8 the musical

A new salvo in the fight for marriage equality is out, over at funnyordie starring many incredibly talented people such as: Margaret Cho, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, John C. Reilly, Craig Robinson, Sarah Chalke, Neil Patrick Harris and many many more.

So without further ado, and without any spoilers here’s Prop 8 The Musical.