rowast[DOT]com » funny http://rowast.com personally impersonable Thu, 24 May 2012 07:23:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 American Qum Shot http://rowast.com/2009/09/29/american-qum-shot/ http://rowast.com/2009/09/29/american-qum-shot/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:33:23 +0000 admin http://rowast.com/?p=625 Oh … Continue reading →]]> On last nights Daily Show Jon covered the meeting of the G20 and their some of the absurdity revolving around the protests, as well as the absurdity of American protesters who are fearful of the President.

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Oh and at or around the 3:15 mark Jon discovers theres an Iranian city pronounced like something that comes out of a mans penis during intercourse. (That might not be NSFW)

I lack the whit necessary for this clip, just watch these people stick their heads up their own asses.

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Hat tip to @caseymckinnon & @zadi for posting this first.

]]> http://rowast.com/2009/09/10/glenn-beck-beats/feed/ 0 we are apple http://rowast.com/2009/08/29/we-are-apple/ http://rowast.com/2009/08/29/we-are-apple/#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:16:54 +0000 admin http://rowast.com/?p=572 I stumbled across this the other day, it shows that microsoft (look up balmer or vista sp2), is not alone in horrible self hype/promo videos

]]> http://rowast.com/2009/08/29/we-are-apple/feed/ 0 How much blood is in a baby? http://rowast.com/2009/04/03/how-much-blood-is-in-a-baby/ http://rowast.com/2009/04/03/how-much-blood-is-in-a-baby/#comments Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:53:21 +0000 admin http://rowast.com/?p=543 Continue reading →]]> If you follow my twitter or this blog you know I have a problem with the local news bullshit passed off as news. As per usual Jon Stewart nails how moronic the media really is.

Now maybe if we can just get the news to stop covering bullshit celebrity stories.

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So without further ado, and without any spoilers here’s Prop 8 The Musical.

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“Goddamn this war”, he muttered, pulling off his presidential surgical gloves.
~ More Information Than You Require by John Hodgman

NOTE: This appeared on page 293 as this book begins on page the book begins on page 237, and I didn’t go for the funny bok, I actually was reading this book in bed last night.

Book meme:

- Grab the nearest book.
- Open it to page 56.
- Find the fifth sentence.
- Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
- Don’t dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

via Leah Culver who got it from Eric Florenzano’s Blog

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]]> http://rowast.com/2008/07/03/happy-independence-day/feed/ 0 epic fu is win http://rowast.com/2008/01/03/epic-fu-is-win/ http://rowast.com/2008/01/03/epic-fu-is-win/#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:59:06 +0000 admin http://www.newfoundnoise82.com/?p=261 Continue reading →]]> The people over at epic-fu did a year end episode featuring interpretive comment readings from some of their online friends, and it is pure wonderfulness. Enjoy it here or visit them directly at epicfu.com

give me something to laugh about when I’m crippled might be the best line ever.

epicfu.com

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This video is my after flight baggage claim experience, just substitute the escalator for a baggage claim and one kid for about 5. I walked away so I didn’t mouth off, and to make matters worse the father was there to.

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